Breaking News: Dolphins Are Being Trained To Kill Humans!

This is the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news! For Wednesday January 19th, 2022:

Good news for some, bad for others: Jubal Fresh IS NOT dead! Jubal Fresh gives a report on how he got the latest strain of COVID-19, why he had to take an ambulance to the hospital and who were the hot EMTs that nursed him back to life!

Alex Fresh reports on something awkward that happened while Will Smith was working out with the Miami Dolphins! During a session, the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air accidently let one rip. 'They said to relax ALL my muscles,' he posted on Instagram. Click HERE to read more about this hilarious story.

Dolphins are one of the smartest animals on earth! English Evan reports on how the Israel Army has trained dolphins to wear a harness on their nose, equip with an actual gun! They're being trained to kill humans! Click here to read about this story!

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